I should really stop making myself Slytherin pride things but I can’t seem to help myself.
Since us bisexuals, asexuals, and pansexuals don’t exist, laws do not apply.
Rob a fucking bank. If you don’t exist, they can’t arrest you.
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
August 1st, 2014: Today in Supernatural history we learned that Dean Winchester likes to wear women’s underwear.
race representation in american television
This post is spot on wow
Captain America | The Avengers & The Avengers: Age of Ultron
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
I have absolutely no problem with this whatsoever.
Who changed it
no complaining here