threeofeight:

I should really stop making myself Slytherin pride things but I can’t seem to help myself.



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super-sootica:

frosty-flames:

Since us bisexuals, asexuals, and pansexuals don’t exist, laws do not apply.
Rob a fucking bank. If you don’t exist, they can’t arrest you.

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Fool proof.

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?



3 hours ago with 91,822 notes ● Via // Source

everyonelovesagoodtrainwreck:

August 1st, 2014: Today in Supernatural history we learned that Dean Winchester likes to wear women’s underwear.



4 hours ago with 12,231 notes ● Via // Source

cartoonnetwerk:

methtacular:

race representation in american television

This post is spot on wow



6 hours ago with 40,650 notes ● Via // Source

Captain America | The Avengers & The Avengers: Age of Ultron



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bashermoriarty:

We’re just alike … you and I.



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croatoanalex:

deamoncastiel:

fandomosities:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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I have absolutely no problem with this whatsoever. 

Who changed it

no complaining here



7 hours ago with 286,870 notes ● Via // Source

putinsboots:

fandoms—assemble:

so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber video and i came across this gem

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i am crYING

OMFG



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