if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”
I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.
We discovered a trap door in class today
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened
I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR
NOOO NO lies i see them to
I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME
You can see the dark outline of the head as well.
I think there’s a second set right next to them…
This is terrifying.
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
Fate brought you two together
Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:
i have been laughing for days “glad to see college paid off” “i went to college i have my masters” “cold”
Reblogging again because perfection