thesonicscrew:

jaydogon525:

They start so young …

Grade-A Kid Cosplay part 1

omg Boo

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it’s

lady-whovian:

consultingsuperhusbands:

rainbowland36:

Fan: ‘Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?’
Mark: ‘You know where it hurt? *points to heart* Here.’ 

OMG

#alwaysreblogsensitivesatan

what a cute satan

(Source: biteyourtongueheathen, via cptnmurica)

neilnevins:

arthur-recaps:

he just left the kids by themselves

well there was a sale in Kitchen Crafts 

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thoscheiongallifrey:

Tomorrow, we take our place in the universe. Every man, woman and child. Every teacher and chemist and lorry driver and farmer. Oh, I don’t know, every medical student?

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jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

(Source: dunspoopy, via run-mona-before-buffy-finds-you)

pseudosocial-media:

agenttexs:

nathanael-platier:

andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

image

You can see the dark outline of the head as well. 

I think there’s a second set right next to them…

This is terrifying.

in-hell-with-a-dead-girl-walking:

heathers: two week challenge

Day 3: Favorite Female Character
↳ “Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit has a body count”

(via heathersthemusical)

A thing happened on campus

swiss-army-gnat:

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

Fate brought you two together

(via in-hell-with-a-dead-girl-walking)

badwolfwillrise:

badwolfwillrise:

danbrownish:

Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote:

i have been laughing for days “glad to see college paid off” “i went to college i have my masters” “cold”

Reblogging again because perfection

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